GetĀ This Course If You...
Beginner or IntermediateĀ
Total beginner? Learned Chinese before but still struggle with conversations? My course is perfect for you!
Can't Keep Up
Tried Duolingo but can't keep up after level 10? My courseĀ is so funĀ and easy to follow!
Not Motivated
Learning a language can be boring. Join our private group toĀ connect with others and enjoy LIVE class with me!
Scared of Mistakes
Scared of accidentally saying something wrong, or even...inappropriate? Try my course!
3 COURSES INCLUDED:
Total Beginner: From 0
In 100 videos, you will learn:
ā Ā Why my grandpaĀ ATE HUMAN FLESH š±
ā Ā Be able to discuss basic topics in Chinese
ā Ā Talk to your friends or family without saying inappropriate words
ā Ā Know Chinese cultural taboos
ā Ā Engage in easy conversations in real-life
ā Ā FUN & DIRTY words š
Master Beginner: HSK 1
In 200+ videos, you will learn:
š®Ā How my uncle DIED FROM STARVATIONĀ ā ļø
š®Ā Be able to form a whole conversationĀ about everyday stuff
š®Ā Develop the ability toĀ readĀ over 200Ā Chinese characters
š® Translate simple English sentences into Chinese without thinking
š® Be prepared to pass theĀ HSK 1 Exam (great for resume&scholarship)!
š®Ā More FUN & DIRTY words haha š
Intermediate:Ā HSK 2
In 200+ videos, you will learn:
ā Ā What does "Blow cow pu**y" mean?Ā š¤£
ā Effortlessly chat with friends and family about your holidays and weekends
ā Confidently handle everyday questions.
ā Ā Develop the ability toĀ readĀ over 300Ā Chinese characters
ā Ā Asking forĀ opinions and expressing feelings.
ā Describing weather, directions, moods, and more.
ā Ā MakingĀ full conversations andĀ cracking jokes.
ā Even more FUN & DIRTY words š
WHAT'SĀ IN THE COURSES
Ā 500+Ā HDĀ Video LessonsĀ
Each one is fun, easy to follow, and short (5~15m). 70 hrs in total. Available on all devices!
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InteractiveĀ exercises
I've prepared SO MANY exercises: quizzes, interactive games, and translation practice!
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LifetimeĀ Access On All Device
Once you get my course, you will have the access forever! Learn anytime you want!
AĀ PrivateĀ Community
Get your designed Chinese name, ask any questions you have, and practice speaking skills!
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LIVEĀ Class Every Month
I host LIVE class every month! Join and play games with us!
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DailyĀ SupportĀ From Me
You can get my daily support through our student community. And talk to me directly on Zoom!
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500+Ā PDFĀ Files for review
No need to take notes or buy textbooks. Just download the PDF recaps!
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14Ā Days ReturnĀ Guarantee
My course is not for you?Ā Ask for a full refund within 14 days of purchase. No questions asked!Ā
WHAT YOU WILL LEARN:
BASICĀ PRONUNCIATION
The Chinese alphabet (Pinyin), 4 tones, tricky sounds, and weird spelling rules.Ā You will be able toĀ spell and read ALL the Chinese sounds with ease!
500 CHINESEĀ CHARACTERS
Chinese characters are SO EASY to remember if you know the tricks! You will learn over 500 Chinese characters!
ā ļø SOME OF THEM ARE VIOLENTĀ / DIRTY!!!
FUNĀ TEACHINGĀ STYLE
LearnĀ Chinese in a super fun way! My courses are fun, creative,Ā engaging,Ā andĀ easy to follow. You will LAUGH A LOT!
50 GRAMMARĀ POINTS
I use a superĀ creative and fun way to teach grammar points. I'll make sure you understand them!
CULTURALĀ NO-NOS
There are things you CANāT do or say in Chinese culture that no other courses will teach youābut theyāre crucial in real life! For example: NEVER buy your friends green hats!
REAL-LIFEĀ DIALOGUE
Do you feel like even though youĀ knowĀ a lot of Chinese words, you still don't know how to make a conversation in real life? With my 100+ REAL-LIFE dialogues, you will be able to speak Chinese with confidence!
50Ā MAGICALĀ RADICALS
STOP learning Chinese characters one by one! Thereās a magical pattern behind them that makes them easy to remember. Discover it with me and be amazed at how fast you can learn!
PASS theĀ HSK 1 & 2 Exam
HSK Exams are SOĀ EASYĀ if you are well-prepared! I'll go through the book and do a Mock Test with you, give you some SECRET TIPS, and make sure you know where/how to sign up for the exam and what to prepare!
LEARN &Ā LAUGH
Learn everything with lots of LAUGHTER! For example: Tired in Chinese is "ē“Æäŗ" (lĆØi le). ē“Æ (lĆØi) sounds like "lay," so in China, we use memes with "layäŗ" to mean "Tired" and it makes perfect sense š¤£
SIGN UP NOWFREE BONUSES
Ā Private Group
(WORTH $199)
Practice speaking, ask questions anytime, and communicate with other Chinese learners.
Live ClassĀ Every Month
(WORTH $199)
Let's play games, practice speaking, and have fun togetherāall levels welcome!Ā
Ā Designed Chinese NameĀ
(WORTH $39)
I'll design a UNIQUE Chinese name just forĀ you. It might magically match yourĀ personality!Ā
Ā HSK 1&2 Exam Prep KitĀ
(WORTH $199)
My HSK Exam Prep Kits include a review, detailed test guide, mock test walkthrough, and extra practice tests.
šBEST DEALš
2Ā options, same content!
Try for a year!
Not ready for lifetime access? Try for a year! If you upgrade to lifetime access later,Ā your 1-year payment will be deducted. NO AUTO-RENEWAL.
14-Day Money Back Guarantee
If you're not satisfied with my courses, let me know within the first 14 days of purchase for a full refund. No questions asked.